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women syndrome 

condition where instead of a cock you have a vagina
wow! i think maddie has women syndrome
women syndrome by Emorld April 9, 2021

Women's Day

The 8th of March is the ultimate Simp's day. Simps from all around the world can come together to praise the one thing that gives them a reason to live without being judged. And that's women. They can tell them how precious they are, how beautiful they look and spoil them with presents. Spend all their savings on this exact one day in a year hoping to get even slight affection from the female gender.
John: Hey, have you seen Tim?
Mark: Yeah, he's probably buying flowers for Raechel.
John: What a Simp.
Mark: Nah, dude chill. Its Internation Women's Day remember?
Women's Day by Flinki March 8, 2020

Women's Rugby Union 

Best sport in the world!
"wow, she's an awesome rugby player, much better than any man! Women's rugby union is a proper sport!"

Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie 

One can prove how much money they can make.
If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

Women's restroom joke

A joke.

There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.
Did you hear the women's restroom joke?

women pleaser 

its when a women gets more sexuall pleasure than a man having sex.
last night sheila got more sexuall pleasure than i did.

good your a women pleaser,youll get all the dates..
women pleaser by geruki April 13, 2007