Sage Weinberg

An all around amazing person that is perfect in every single way possible.

Sage Weinberg is just so incredibly amazing!

by Liz Gastelum May 19, 2021

National Weiner day

You can eat weiners for a whole day once in a year:D

Boy: "hey its national Weiner day, Lets go out for a weiner."
Friend: "ok, lets go"

by weiner42069 January 24, 2023

isla weiner

Isla's weiner is medium size with sparkles around it. It is so preppy and kawaii!!!

" Isla's weiner is so preppy!!!"

"I wish my Isla Weiner was as sparkly as hers!!!"

by eliseweiner334 August 14, 2023

Pulling a Weiner

Publicly tweeting something you meant to DM.

Anthony Weiner admitted today that he "pulled a weiner" and lied about his twitter account being hacked. He meant to DM the picture to "friends." Turns out he was "pulling a weiner."

by TheCovert November 25, 2011

Pulling a weiner

Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.

Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!

Megan: How do you know?

Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.

Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.

by Theresi June 17, 2011

Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009