Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.

Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.

by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Natural Weight Reduction

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.

Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

by cooljames044 May 11, 2021

Foam Weight

Typically something used by a person like Adam Woitas

Man Adam loves those foam weights! He always brings them to the gym to look strong

by Gym goer 123 October 13, 2021

Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023