he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

Directed Energy Weapon

CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.

Non investigative subjects on the FBI's TSDB are all hit with directed energy weapons.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.

Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.

by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023

Laser Igniter Weapon

The broad category encompassing any armament whose primary mechanism is to cause destruction via laser-induced ignition. This includes pistols, rifles, cannons, and even orbital systems designed to start forest fires, trigger volcanic vents, or ignite a planet's atmosphere in the most extreme theoretical warfare. It's a class of weapon that treats the enemy's world itself as the ammunition.

Example: "The orbital defense grid wasn't loaded with kinetics; it was armed with laser igniter weapons. An invading fleet wouldn't be pierced; it would be set on fire. The strategy was to turn the local space around the planet into a kiln, using the enemy's own fuel, oxygen scrubbers, and hull paints as the kindling."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Plasma Igniter Weapon

Any weapon system where the primary destructive effect is delivered by a projected plasma bolt or stream. This ranges from infantry arms to vehicle-mounted cannons and starship batteries. The signature is localized, sun-core temperatures and the tendency to make things not just break, but change state—solids become liquids, liquids become gases, and gases become expanding fireballs.

Example: "The frigate's broadside consisted of plasma igniter weapons. They didn't puncture the hull of the pirate skiff; they enveloped it. For a split second, the skiff was the brightest star in the system as its entire mass flash-vaporized, leaving only an expanding, superheated cloud of ionized debris. It was less a battle and more a momentary astronomical event."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Particle Beam Igniter Weapon

The umbrella term for the most horrifyingly destructive class of theoretical energy weapon. It bypasses mere chemical or thermal damage to attack the strong nuclear force holding matter together. Effects range from instant, clean penetration to causing targets to undergo prompt fission, effectively turning a tank or bunker into the epicenter of a tiny, dirty nuclear detonation. Its development is usually banned by every galactic convention ever written.

Example: "The Doomsday Clock moved to one minute to midnight when the Particle Beam Igniter Weapon test was leaked. The satellite-fired beam at a derelict asteroid didn't obliterate it. The asteroid fissioned, splitting into fragments under nuclear fire and showering the test zone with radioactive debris. It was the first weapon that could literally make a mountain go critical mass."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Directed-Energy Weapon

An umbrella term for any weapon system that emits focused energy rather than firing projectiles. This includes lasers (electromagnetic radiation), microwave weapons (heating effects), particle beams (subatomic particles), and plasma weapons (ionized gas). Directed-energy weapons offer theoretical advantages: speed-of-light engagement (for lasers), deep magazines (power-limited rather than ammunition-limited), adjustable effects (from non-lethal to lethal), and reduced logistical burden. Operational systems include laser counter-drone weapons, microwave area-denial systems (Active Denial System), and research continues into higher-power systems for missile defense and anti-satellite roles. Directed-energy weapons represent a fundamental shift in warfare: from throwing things at the enemy to radiating them.

Directed-Energy Weapon "Kinetic weapons throw metal; directed-energy weapons throw photons, electrons, or plasma. The shift is profound: no recoil, no trajectory, no magazine limits. We're not there yet with man-portable lethal systems, but directed-energy weapons are already operational in niche roles. The future of warfare might not involve bullets at all."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026