punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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Frosting Walrus

A sexual act where, as one ejaculates in a mouth, they then punch their partner in the stomach, forcing jizz to shoot out the persons nose.
DUDE!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GAVE THAT GIRL A FROSTING WALRUS LAST NIGHT...WHAT THE BEAN!
by ?bean May 03, 2009
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Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.
Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy
by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019
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Sad Walrus

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.
Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!
by Francois Bacon January 29, 2011
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Fat Walrus

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.
He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."
by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 19, 2011
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Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.
Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!
by Josh F. October 30, 2007
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frothy walrus

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth, and before she can spit, he blocks her mouth with his finger so that cum squirts out on both sides of her mouth, like walrus tusks.
My wife almost choked and got cum on her shirt when I gave her the frothy walrus.
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