To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.
When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006
by Call911ForRobux July 11, 2023
Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.
by Mad Morrigan October 01, 2017
the act of eating wings (usually hot wings) immediately upon waking up.
usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.
usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.
by juliet johnnson...superwoman March 29, 2016
A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
by Alosie December 04, 2009
The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.
Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.
by Sav313 December 11, 2015