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Poon Vomit 

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!
Poon Vomit by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.
I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.
verbal vomit by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
Tactical Vomit by Josh Crank October 8, 2011

cock vomit sniffer 

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina
dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight
cock vomit sniffer by beff bandito November 14, 2009

Pyro Vomit 

When you suck lighter fluid into your mouth and push it out with your tounge into the flame.
Did you see that fireball? It looked like Pyro Vomit..
Pyro Vomit by Denea June 28, 2008

Gypsy Vomit 

Gypsy Vomit is a term for diarrhea. The term originated from the belief that diarrhea was a curse placed upon an individual by a gypsy.
Man, that fried chicken gave me gypsy vomit. Damn, Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices.
Gypsy Vomit by Dr. Doo-Run-Run March 20, 2010