toolfest

a gathering of tools in one place

there was a toolfest outside of homeroom

by chimmeechonga March 23, 2008

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

tool

a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world

"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"

"Look at that tool working out"

"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"

"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"

by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009

Toolmate

Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.

Example 1.

Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.

Large group of people: .........

Example 2.

Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.

roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?

toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.

roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?

toolmate: yeah dude. your point?

roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.

toolmate: OK dude be lame.

by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009

toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Tool-hell

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.

Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.

by greencat February 5, 2010

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011