Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019

One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

SOOOO Last Tweet

obsolete, out-dated, no longer fashionable

Those bell-bottoms are SOOOO Last Tweet!

by wordtechgeek March 16, 2009

Tweet-já Vu

The uncomfortable sensation that you've already heard a snippet of news before. Differs from Dejá Vu (where you *think* you have) - in that you HAVE heard it over and over again. Usually the news concerns something cool the tweeter is about to do, or has recently achieved. Essentially, they're reminding you to congratulate them. Over and *over* again.

Brad: If Kenny tweets me he got tickets for Susan Boyle, one more time, I'm gonna bust him up.
Jenny: I'm getting 'Tweet-já Vu', all over again.
Brad: Mos' Def'. Hey! Didn't we have this conversation already?
Jenny: ?

by Paper Tiger Web June 21, 2009

Anti-tweeting

Tweeting the opposite of what you actually think just to see how people react. This term was invented by Tim Pool.

"It is not enough to not use twitter. You must be actively anti-tweeting"-- Tim Pool

by Eushshtb April 29, 2021

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

tweeting like a budgie

Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.

first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something
third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg

other persons tweet: your tweeting like a budgie

by Fibbbbblybits followon twitter June 15, 2009