Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.

Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.

by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020

Twittle balls

The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.

Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.

The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.

by Frank Palace October 19, 2020

twatterspeak

Pejorative noun for sloppy or trivial discourse resembling thoughtless, hurried, or uneducated twitter postings, characterized by:
1) habitual use of nonstandard abbreviations such as "u" (for "you") and "ur" (for "your" or "you're")
2) written or spoken discourse dominated by very trivial, cliche, or repetitive subjects, typically with poor grammar and spelling, and frequent typographical errors

An example of twatterspeak is: "hey u your not busy? lets get us sum beer omg itll be fun"

by ferrous chloride November 15, 2020

TwatterNatt

To be comfortable in a setting, location, or to b simply chillin N bomfort

Man we twattenattin at the palace,
Go get TwatterNatt before we go to the show

by Q da biz February 21, 2021

twittlerian

Describing the actions of a company that uses censorship to cram down a political orthodoxy on its users.

Discord's ban on free speech is very twittlerian.

by punic zirconium February 24, 2021

Twatter

a word for easily offended twitter users who cancel everything.

Don't be famous, or you'll get cancelled by twatters for some joke tweet.

by Grandmadestroyer666 January 27, 2021