Noob tube douche

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.

Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.

by whiskey13 January 23, 2009

fuck tube

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.

Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!

by Ball Bag February 21, 2006

tube light

Someone who doesn't get a statement, be it a joke or anything else.

He's such a tube light...doesn't get anything!

by Juhi August 23, 2006

tube8

Porn site that is very similar to Redtube, and Pornhub, but better.

Best spot for porn is tube8

by rpboy119 April 1, 2010

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Tube Girl

An annoying girl in public transport filming herself (secondhand embarrassment)

"Omg, Chloe look over there, it's a TUBE GIRL, but don't make it obvious" *WHIPS HEAD AROUND WITH THEIR PHONE,FILMING WITH FLASH (secondhand embarrassment include)*

by Xoxo_Fae September 29, 2023