peace out brown trout

to leave quickly, like a trout. most likely used in an awkward situation.

john:"are you leaving already?"
sally: "uhhh yea peace out brown trout"

by big B-F June 29, 2009

trouting

to masturbate using a large fish

george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

trout mouth

Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.

The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.

"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."

by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

Brown Trout

A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.

vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"

by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009

troutmuffin

When a women has a yeast infection and does not take care of it with prescription ointment, OR when a women has a venereal disease of any sort and does not wash that twat frequently.

Yo man, I got desperate yesterday, I called Sharice and ate the troutmuffin, that shit was NAAAAASSSTTYYYYYY

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma March 30, 2009

Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.

Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.

by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010