email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"

wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one

by jfd100 December 21, 2013

t.v. tourettes

Impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: "No, don't go in there." or "You idiot." or "That's a damn lie and you know it." or "Really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? Really?"

I believe I have t.v. tourettes, but I don't think I'm alone.

by Eikounday July 29, 2014

Breakup Tourette's

Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.

Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"

Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"

by sm2014 August 19, 2016

trap de la tourette

Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).

John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!

by jeentje March 2, 2017

Tik Tok Tourettes

An involuntary urge to sing and dance to the latest tik tok trends.

“Into the thick of it!” “renegade renegade” omg Sophia stop with the tik tok tourettes!!

by Juliamichaels June 26, 2021

canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times

by Areyouarita December 15, 2022