Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

Tourettes

Aaron Morris

Aaron: gonorrhea gonorrhea! I have Tourette’s! Tourettes is when you yell stupid crap out loud and you don’t know what any of it even means.

by lit mc tit February 25, 2018

tourettes

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.

Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes

by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 05, 2023

Tiktok tourettes

The singing, humming or saying popular sounds, noises or songs used on the tiktok app

Saw a dog scratching it's bum on the floor and had to bite my tongue to stop myself singing that tiktok song out loud. Definitely suffering from tiktok tourettes

by Lady Cakey May 11, 2020

Tik Tok Tourettes

An involuntary urge to sing and dance to the latest tik tok trends.

“Into the thick of it!” “renegade renegade” omg Sophia stop with the tik tok tourettes!!

by Juliamichaels June 26, 2021

insecurity Tourette’s

When you randomly blurt out accomplishments and humble brags when around someone that makes you feel insecure.

Every time I’m around her, my insecurity Tourette’s starts acting up.

by Man called Fi August 08, 2021

Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019