Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it

I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.

by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020

Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.

Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.

He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.

by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021

Slurp tornado

To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast

Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Gay Tornado

A bunch of gay guys but fuck each other while on a merry-go-round in a children's playground while children watch, they also ask other men to join in

Look honey a "gay tornado" is happening you should join in

by Pugloaf420 June 4, 2022

Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado

Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.

by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022