tippin on my dick

A way to tip a waiter or waitress by placing money on your penis and presenting it to said water/waitress.

Friend: "Did you tip the waiter"
You: "Not yet, but I'll be tippin on my dick."

by totallynotyou_:) April 8, 2010

Q-tipping

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.

I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

by Jackie and Katie and Todd and James October 7, 2007

tippin

Done in the south. This is when you are cruising in your car slowly down a street and swerving left to right.

Yea cu' i still be tippin' in my rydz on dem 44'z.

by DAY-DAY May 16, 2005

Tipper

New Yorker youth slang for a boorish yuppie sort of person from caucasian descent. A Tipper is out of place and generally unwanted but totally oblivious to the fact. In Vancouver, the Tipper crowd usually drives the regulars out of the good bars.

Great, a fucking Tipper managed to get in. Guess this place just lost its edge.

by Fradoodle November 26, 2010

tipping

The act of going around to tables and a busy resturaunt and stealing tips before the waiters/waitresses get them.

Jason made $120 bucks tipping at that fancy resturaunt last night.

by tttuuuaaaa February 23, 2008

Tipped

When someone tries to say something funny, but nobody laughs at all.

Nick: How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Everybody else: Umm, Idk. How many?
Nick: One
*nobody laughs*
Everybody: Wow, he hella just tipped..

by Yuuurr Boii December 19, 2010

Cow Tipping

When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you up for cow tipping some bitch?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Thunder&Tim January 2, 2012