Thirsty bulldog

The Thirsty Bulldog was first noticed in Melbourne Australia. It is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. It involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans penis must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the buttocks. In it's extreme form the "bulldogger" will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the Thirsty Bulldog.

Scenario 1
Supporter Group 1 "You floggers got thrashed your team is shytte"
Supporter Group 2 "Hey look here we have captured you mother"
At this point Supporter Group 2 appoint themselve to the "Thirsty Bulldog" position.

Scenario 2
Plonker at pub:- "I've tried so hard to crack onto Lynn tonight but she thinks I'm a drunken todger"
Mate of Plonker:- " Hey your too good for her son...let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing...she'll soon come grovelling back"

Yeah what a great idea
Plonker then unleashes the thirsty Bulldog.

by COITDOG June 11, 2006

Thirster

Equivalent to a thot; a girl who aggresively seeks male companionship.

Thirsters know what they want and how to get it fa dayz.

by lolodahoehoe May 11, 2014

Math Thirst Trap

When you snap a pic of a math problem and post it on your story and all the nerds come flockin'

Joe: Did you see Carly's snap story?
Fred: Yeah I sent her a pic of the solution
Joe: Wow what a math thirst trap

by sweetcarolineisntfine February 12, 2019

thirsty

1.) wanting action in a sexual way, careless of the giver

2.) wanting sum sum

1.) he was so thirsty, he hit danielle up

by das ignant January 16, 2004

the thirst is real

When the "thirst" is in fact a reality. See "thirst"

I'm 'bout to hit up ma bitches. The thirst is real!

by stefster3 October 31, 2013

thirsty

A craving for water or other beverage to alleviate dehydration.

Sarah Silverman: "I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.”

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

by Bobby O. December 9, 2007