Theseus

A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.

guy: Did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.

by sonu89 May 9, 2011

Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One important thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll forgive you eventually, but they sure will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has earned herself quite the popularity, there's always someone who would recognize her! She also loves trying new things and the best part is that she LOVES people who are passionate in their hobbies or what they love to do most. Did I mention that she's also absolutely amazing? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She never fails to cheer someone up instantly no matter how bad their day is, and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's THAT amazing. She also loves to help people no matter what situation they're in, BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she won't reveal how tired she is. She's done so much for other people but doesn't care how exhausted she is, as long the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there for her, there to help her, to let her know that there are people who care about her and that she's not alone. So, if you have a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and the make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her on day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!

I don't think I'd find anyone as amazing as Theresa

by Roland 7E October 9, 2022

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

behind these hazel eyes

a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).

To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.

by Karen Stickney December 12, 2008

Theresa Oliveri

One word, perfect, and beautiful, and everything i want and need.

Theresa Oliveri is the love of my life.

by Phillip morone January 24, 2005

for these

Testicles - most commonly used as an answer to the question "for what?"

person #1: Hi - can you tell me where I can get the tickets?
person #2: Tickets for what?
person #1: FOR THESE!!! (said as person points to their groin and then runs away quickly)

by moogmatt November 11, 2003

these words kill

death metal hardcore band from the stockton 209 area that is the new sex, and their music can tear the flesh off of ones face. brutally. *pinch harmonic*

TWK fan: dude lets go to a These Words Kill show on saturday!
noob: ok alright as soon as im done listening to my new green day album...

*goes to show on saturday*

TWK fan: MAN, THAT SHOW WAS THE SHIZZNITZ!!
noob: IT TORE MY FACE OFF!
TWK fan: these guys fucking own!

by the ibanez of death September 20, 2008