nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

Sim

Another variation as son or dawg. Mostly used all t when annoyed or trying to prove a point

“Bro can I please hit yo vape”
“Sim I’m doing my hw rn chill out”

by Cheekooooo September 16, 2021

Ryan Sim

He is very smart, sexy, hot and handsome. He is so strong, so strong that he can lift 3 buildings!

God! Ryan Sim is so hot today.

by BarfedWonged October 3, 2021

Space Sim Enthusiast

Breathing heavy, Random erections, No Friends.

You know Dustin? He's such a space sim enthusiast, full wet him self at Yela.

by Kingaru Peakinu October 14, 2021

SIM 2

Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.

Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!

by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021

sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)

There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.

by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021

Sims Character

An absolute retard who gets no bitches and jacks off to everything they see cause they are lonely and fatherless as fuck

EWW A SIMS CHARACTER

by Zyrials September 6, 2022