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British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
by Donnie9 July 29, 2012
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British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
A proper British Cap scalds the penis
by anonymous March 24, 2023
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Un-british

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
by Class 323 February 19, 2022
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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013
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British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015
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british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.
by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015
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british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.
by Bix June 11, 2003
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