woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 12, 2021

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.

Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!

by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025

Woodie

A nickname given to someone Georgian after they keep on saying "What's up With it"

Charlie Redman: Hello

Dave: Hello With it
Charlie Redman: Hello woodie!!
Dave: Sure!

by hellowithit123 May 1, 2024

Woody Ah Fuu

A definition can’t define him but he’s one of the realist person you’ll ever meet!

“Dad, I want to be Woody Ah Fuu when I grow up”.

by Anonymous Ah Fuu November 23, 2021

woody

a big 6ft 5 stud. They call him Daniel 'woody' Redwood

Oi woody, leaves those kids alone!

by Daniel 'woody' redwood February 10, 2022

woody (name)

man thot of the century. enjoys pointy bras with lace

girl 1: ugh Woody (name) is in my math class
girl 2: ew that man thot? disgustang,,

by lilthot42 September 18, 2018