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Ronald

Ronald is a mysterious man with many secrets in his pocked. He views the Universe as a playground to be explored with no God to supervise. Knowledge, charisma, good looks, humour and modesty are his strong points.

He has a taste for the finer things in life, regular things bore him. Appreciation for older ways of life, culture, enjoyment, taboo and pleasure are his enjoyment.

Ronald can adapt and socialise in almost all environments, however be very careful if you put him in the same room as someone with Royal blood, especially India royality. People blessed by Shiva or Vishnu will always bring conflict & look for a good argument with a Ronald regardless of how wrong they are.
That man is so "Ronald" tonight.

She was "Ron'd".

Look "Ronald" was right again and that India lady is upset because she is wrong. She should apologise to him. The HR will know in the morning.
by Mysterious King November 23, 2021
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Ronald

Hes a big bum with nasty toes
Ronald sucks bum
by doodoopee69 September 29, 2022
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Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.
tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.
by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021
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ronald alonso

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders
by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019
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Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
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Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023
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Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird
Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane
by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020
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