A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 11, 2025
Newton has millions of photos of you
by Donald Biden November 23, 2020
Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
by allergictodirt October 04, 2024
He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.
by fjlksd November 12, 2020
A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.
by AncientPig June 10, 2021
The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
by imad666 June 02, 2021