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The SAMC-5215 is an underground antimatter-held facility used to fire antimatter missiles into space. This facility is located at least five hundred meters below ground and is very far away from civilization, this is used as a percaution because antimatter is very dangerous. The underground facility produces this antimatter to fire missiles at asteroids visible in the exosphere. When the AIR (AntImatteR) "Coercion" SAM Missiles are released, it will be navigated by a sattellite.
SAMC-5215 will possibly never be made. Antimatter is already to dangerous. So, why make it destroy the world internally?
by Wassup yall? August 24, 2004
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Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.
I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.
by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009
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to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 3, 2004
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008
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"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"
by Gestation period February 19, 2009
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A missile that is an object of indirect fire - laser-guided - and normally is carrying a big payload (lot of kaboom). Alias: Nuke.
Wow look at that ICBM (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile) coming in at us!

We should probably go now.

There's no way we're running away from that!
by someCockend March 12, 2021
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Yooper Missile

the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later
Man 1; I had to sneeze so bad during sex last night
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!
by DaxxYooperxxEh February 24, 2011
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