um, mat?

meaning is um what? or/and what the hell/fuck

Person 1: soadopasdpoadioiwoe
Person 2: um, mat?

by orem231 June 24, 2022

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

Mat

Mat is pronouns in Malaysia culture.But it's for teenagers only.You can call anybody mat here.

Mat where are you goin? let's have some coffee lah

by not a fat bitch November 22, 2021

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion July 6, 2015

new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.

Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.

by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

Pizza-Mat

Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's

-Hey did you see Matt's Floor?
-yeh it was a total Pizza-mat

by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011