by pnwwnp February 20, 2012
When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
by O boy it's E April 30, 2007
When one sorority girl slides her fingers / hand inside another sorority girl's vagina during the passion of their lesbian encounter.
by J "Assman" T March 01, 2011
When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022
The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.
Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
by SpiesTigerVillain June 18, 2013
a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
by tayintheway January 25, 2011
rectal exam. It's every surgery intern's job to do the rectal exam when a patient comes into the emergency room. This is especially the case on fat, drunk, soiled, homeless patients. The intern usually has to be reminded to do this by a senior resident or staff doctor.
by Dr. Felchington October 10, 2009