caking

(verb) to cake

The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.

Mr. Fantana I want you to take a huge dump on me and proceed with the caking. Make sure to use the baker's spatula I got from Sur la Table.

by Thor Heyerdahl April 15, 2006

caked

When the marijuana in a bowl or bong becomes a cake of ash

"It's caked, pack another"

by Kevin Crosby July 15, 2005

cake

a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling

Tom doesn't need friends because he's a cake

by homastuh August 5, 2009

cake

a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual

NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.

OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!

by Highly Intoxicated November 28, 2007

Caking

Shoving cake into your partners mouth at the point of orgasm.

During intercourse, at the point of climax. While the woman's mouth is wide open about to scream you summon a large slice of cake and stuff it into her throat. Works particularly well with battenburg cake and Viennese whirls.

For beginners start with a Jaffa cake or Asda mini ring donuts.

I'm seeing this new girl, she really enjoys a good bit of caking.

by White chocolate dinosaur July 17, 2017

Cake

the monetary unit used to pay for things like bling, rock, etc.

"I got cake like it's my birthday"

by t'ra February 24, 2005

Cake

money , paper, doe , cheese

i got that cake , these suckas see me out here flossin' and they hate - lil wyte

by trap clothing August 14, 2007