Bar beard

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.

"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."

by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009

Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"

by Byron john March 26, 2009

bar far

combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best

mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far

by Greenskie December 6, 2011

woohoo bar

deliciously wonderful psychedelic drug for wild animals that brings them from domestic to feral behaviors. Bears and Deer are commonly seen going off these bars in convenience stores.

Yo did you see Jack's pet bear? Thing had some woohoo bars and tripped sack.. Animal control had to take him out.

by ggezhearts October 24, 2018

Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.

Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops

by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008

Bar Grub

If you are in a bar and a man or woman (depending on your preference) is next to you offer them a drink. After you have done that if she says yes then ask her if she/he likes "dat bar grub" if he/she says yes then get them a packet of crisps from the bar

Peter: Did you go out last night, did you ask anyone out?
David: Nah, but she likes that bar grub though

by jlmcnulty February 10, 2017