textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Textacy

The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.

Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.

by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

needy text

when someone sends you another text message because you haven't replied to the last one they sent you (if you were ignoring them or it wasn't worth replying too).

evan, via text: so i walked my dog today.
{no response}
evan, via text: you have a dog, right?
brittany, via text: NEEDY TEXT!

by bpwa February 16, 2009

text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

text timing

the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them

boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?

girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.

by 19sixtyninee September 5, 2009