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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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Texturing

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010
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tecturing

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".
1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
by squareforceone September 27, 2009
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Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
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texterminator

The person who unexpectedly ends a text chat without explanation. Leaving the other to wonder why?

Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation
I hate that she is frequently a texterminator, particularly when I'm not finished chatting. It's like her brain just shuts off.
by cyco2cyco March 8, 2011
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texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.
dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me
by holly_340 November 22, 2011
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Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night
by Mpolo September 11, 2011
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