The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
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1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.
v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.
v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.
v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.
v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?
If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010
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When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".
1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.
2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."
3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."
3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
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Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation
Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation
I hate that she is frequently a texterminator, particularly when I'm not finished chatting. It's like her brain just shuts off.
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Get the texting shuffel mug.1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.
2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
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