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Tessa

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Tessa

Tessa,derived from the word "asset" (spelt backwards) representing a princess who is loved by everyone, and has already found her knight in shining armor(He's in the Air Force).
Naturally a blonde, but uniquely charasmatic and brilliant. Her intellect has been known to surpass Einstien, himself. Because she can pass College Algebra with such ease.
Her voice has been known to put any insomniac to sleep.
You'll most likely encounter a Tessa on the nineth day of each month.

If you're lucky enough, you may experience a first kiss after staring at the stars for hours. But only if you see 9 shooting stars.

She's loyal, beautiful, gorgeous, and out going.
Tessa will always be the last thing on your mind before you will to sleep.
If you ever happen to fall in love with a Tessa, don't ever let her go.

She's the one thing everyone is missing in their life.
So you'll be the one person in the world to say you're complete.
You recieve presents from her, with just her PRENSENCE ALONE!
She'll give you kisses on the lips just for coming home.
She is a master at slaying zombies, and will take over the world with her knight in shining armor.
She's envied by all.
Tessa....there are no examples of Tessa, other than herself, any attempt at an example would be beyond pathetic. Even if compared to the memory of Tessa.
by 9th shooting star August 19, 2011
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Tess

Tess is the girl next door. She's fun, quirky and so loveable. She's the girl you'd take home to your parents. She's the girl all the guys wish their girlfriends were. Tess is a goddess with long blonde curly hair, a great rack and the perfect body to match. Tess is like sunshine, she brightens up your day as soon as you see her. Tess has a hidden talent in her singing voice and instrument playing abilities. She has the potential to be famous but she would rather be having a laugh with her friends. Tess is one of the funniest people you will ever come across, she always knows how to have a good time and is usually the life of the party. Tess has big hopes and dreams to marry her prince charming and live either in the country or on the beach. All in all Tess is a beauty and boys if you find her, hold onto her.
"Wow, Tess brightens up my day every time she walks into the room"
by james fordordordord September 29, 2011
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mario test

a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"

steps are as proceeds:

1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.

2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.

3. ask the girl to go down on you.

4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.
Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs
by cristoforo capone October 17, 2008
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smell test

A test done by men during foreplay, to see if a girl is clean enough to go down on. At some point after manual contact has occurred, you get your hand back into range of your nose and sniff without her noticing, easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck.
Last night I was getting ready to DATY with Genni, but she failed the smell test. Good thing I checked!
by Tryst October 2, 2007
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internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"
by Lancelot link February 6, 2007
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AIMS Test

Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards test. It is a worthless test that a student takes in fifth, eighth, and tenth grade. You must pass the high school version to graduate. If you "excel" in all three sections you earn free tuition to an in state university. To excel, you must be able to interpret documents about duck calling, applying to be a lifegaurd, and other pointless g-rated documents. You must also go to school early for three days while the rest of the school stays home and sleeps.
Person A: What form did you have?
Person B: G, what did you have?
Person A: F, did you have that document about putting whales in space?
Person B: I sure did! The AIMS test is such a great opportunity to prove how I can randomly bubble answers.
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