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Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.
Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010
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temper tanTrump

The anger and frustration you display towards your opponents when they challenge or disrespect you. They are trying to mess with you and you are not having it. A shortened version of the word is a tanTrump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, tanTrump
The CEO was really pissed and he let everyone know it. Yeah Bob, he threw a really big temper tanTrump.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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Irish temper

The stereotypical temper of the Irish, and those of Irish descent. Most often somewhat unexpected, extremely passionate, and very short-lived.
Patrick O'MacPatrick: Hey, I'm sorry I flipped out at you dude.
Joe Smith: What?! You were screaming at me just five minutes ago!
Patrick: I told you I was sorry!
Joe: You threw the TV at me!
Patrick: It's just my Irish temper, you know?
Joe: *grumbles*
by Vladimir McCools April 18, 2008
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Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.
Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
by Jnet823 January 18, 2010
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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
by darkralph January 23, 2014
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Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.
Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”
by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018
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Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner
by Jtekz July 4, 2004
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