tennis pimp 

some one who is very 1337 at tennis

man, your such a friggen tennis pimp

tennis pimp by YoSHi March 22, 2005

Teensplaining 

When a teen condescendingly assumes that they know more about a topic than the adults around them, usually their parents. The teen then explains the topic to the adult as if the adult is completely ignorant regardless of their experience or expertise. This is frequently accompanied by the extreme certainty that can only be maintained through inexperience.

Maya was teensplaining to me that intelligence is about 75% heritable.
"You'd know that if you weren't such an idiot, Dad!"

My daughter teensplained pop music to me, as if I hadn't lived through the 80s.

Teensplaining by ZippySanjay June 21, 2017

teenidis weenidis 

a sudden, yet temporary condition where ones penis becomes incredibly small. This is usually due to extremely low temperatures or drug use.

After eating 8 E bombs and blowing 3 grams of coke, Andy had a severe case of teenidis weenidis.

teenidis weenidis by sin city bags July 30, 2009

teeniuses 

teenage super-geniuses who annoy everyone else with their obnoxious, mostly useless, plethora of knowledge

She was pretty upset when a bunch of high school teeniuses pointed out that pluto wasn't a planet.

teeniuses by waffleguy4 November 19, 2009

tennising

When two guys are simultaneously sex with a girl and she bounces inside of one to the other, much like a tennis ball going back and forth.

Person 1: Hey, Brad and I were tennising this girl last night so hard, she bounced off the bed!
Person 2: Brad, you are such a douchebag.

tennising by Flick The Jew March 5, 2017

tennis racket 

the tennis racket is used to play tennis, obviously

Hey, want to play some tennis?
Sure! Let me bring my tennis rackets!

tennis racket by DJ NINJA9 November 6, 2020

Danger Tennis 

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

Danger Tennis by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009