Tech Guy is any man who is good with computers. He also stinks like shit from sitting in a tiny room all day fixing your computers and fapping to CP.
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Otherwise known as a T3CH-H00.
A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.
Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.
Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"
Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
by Emma-lou who July 22, 2008
Get the Tech-ho mug.measuring time in comparison to the life of technology to age where 1 year pretty much makes it obsolite
Guy 1:Man my iphone 3g is still good, i've had since it came out
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years
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Get the tech years mug.Someone who continually talks (brags) about the new piece of technology they bought and how it is superior to yours, even though you never asked them about it in the first place.
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