by lisa pizza 78 July 22, 2009
Get the Teacup mug.A person of exceptional kindness, tollerance and patience, who has an endless supply of viola jokes. A violin teacher should be an excellent violinist, but due to a lack of confidence, glut of personal problems, or a misguided view of the profession they will subject themself to the squeeks and poor intonation of violin pupils.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.
Violin teacher: Hello X how has your violin playing been going this week?
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...
by su_perb_violinist July 1, 2010
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by Jasmine Kennedy August 3, 2007
Get the Teacups mug.The greatest most gifted people you will ever meet. People you are kind and skilled in their musical ability and will teach you how to sing or play an instrument.
by ignatious July 10, 2005
Get the music teacher mug.An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.
"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.
by Elizabeth November 11, 2004
Get the Teacher's "We" mug.A girl who tries her best to be nice to everyone and is always there for you. Even if she absolutely hates you, she’ll still try her best to be friends with you. Sometimes she accidentally starts ranting about things that are personal, but she tries her best not to. According to a lot of people, just talking to her makes them happy. She’s always acting cheery and hopping around trying her best to make others happy. Even if it hurts herself or her own happiness, she’ll do anything to make everyone else feel better. uwu
Joseph: “wow that girl over there is so nice, she’s helping the poor kid who couldn’t stop crying”
Lisa: “yup, that’s Teaghan for ya”
Lisa: “yup, that’s Teaghan for ya”
by 23isnumber1 March 11, 2019
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