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monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.
That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.
by Lauren R April 21, 2008
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Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.
That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.
by Northern Pain August 25, 2010
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e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.
by pinky June 30, 2004
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Intellec-tard

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
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Tard-dashians

A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.
Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.
by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016
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freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded
I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.
by smaker June 6, 2018
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