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Placebo Tape 

A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.
Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?

Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”
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Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.
“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”
Guard Tape by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019
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Fuck Tape 

a internet meme created by YouTube user FlyingKitty involving a YTP of the flex tape commercial
basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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To show you the power of FUCK TAPE; i sawed this boat in half!!!!!
Fix it with FUCK TAPE!
Fuck Tape by pluto_null February 23, 2020

rugby tape 

A piece of kit some rugby players believe has divine properties and bestows the wearer with special abilities, such as speed, strength and injury invincibility. Combine multiple types of tape over different body parts for best results
“Man this new rugby tape is great it’s got me running so fast!”

Player: “My tackle technique is really poor
Physio: “I have just the tape you need”
rugby tape by CR055F1T April 19, 2021

Butthole Tape 

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
Butthole Tape by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Plumber's Tape 

A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.
My buddy thought he could please his girlfriend by giving her the plumber's tape.
Plumber's Tape by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016

izzy’s porn tape 

You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)
Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape
izzy’s porn tape by izzypop04 February 13, 2018