Pussy Surfing

When a woman squats over a man's face and/or chest and rubs her vagina against his skin, smearing him with her juices. The resulting stance the woman achieves is akin to surfing.

I told him he could cum on my face if he let go pussy surfing on his chest.

by juicewave November 10, 2010

shoulder surfing

Looking over someone's shoulder when they are working or at a terminal with the intention of snooping, stealing information, or just annoying.

I think granny was shoulder surfing me when I entered my PIN into the ATM.

by team_homeslice July 18, 2005

jerk surfing

The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.

Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.

"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.

by The JerkMeister May 14, 2008

space surfing

The state of being you obtain when you inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide followed by a long drag off of an amyl. In laiman's terms, a quick 15-20 second magic carpet ride through a caleidoscopic dimension.

Dude, I was space surfing last night and almost fell off of my board!

by happyjack November 4, 2008

Surfing the Line

When you are feeling not really happy but not really sad. Maybe under the influence of antidepressants.

Adam: Hey Fred how ya doing

Fred: Meh, so so just surfing the line.

by Aserath October 26, 2008

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

by Slidekick October 24, 2017

sudging

A term used for silently judging a person from afar. Combination of the words "silent" and "judging". Other variants include Sudge and Sudged.

"See that look Vicky is giving you? She is sudging you so hard right now."
"I wish Josue wouldn't sudge me so much. It makes me self conscious about my decisions in life."

by MagusFey February 20, 2018