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somalification

Abandonment and deterioration of once thriving cities and civilizations, as warlords, drug lords and warring factions tear them apart. The definition is based on the example of modern Somalia as an impoverished, refugee-abandoned African nation without a working government and ruled by anarchy.

A description of the process destroying San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore and other major blue-run cities in the US.
Person 1: Did you see the San Fran "Poop" app, this morning? Yeah, The whole Tenderloin district is shaded brown!

Person 2: The Somalification of Bagdad by the Bay; predictable. such a sad fate for a once beautiful city.
by Schmerdtz August 19, 2023
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Somaliland

An unrecognized country in the Horn of Africa. It is a free country with a working system and is relatively save, un like Somalia. It came out of the Issaq genocide led by dictator Mohammed Siad Barre. It was rebuilt after it was 90% destroyed. Many people from Somalia like to pretend either that Somaliland doesn't existy or side with Barre. But if we look at the facts, only one of these countries have a relaible police force and strong intelligence service to stop Al-Shabaab attacks...
Deluded guy from Somalia: "Somaliland doesn't exist! Only Somalia!"
Somalilander: Just stop wasting your time and breath bro, admit Somaliland is better that Somalia right now. Focus on helping your own country instead of attempting to bring down another.
by kwkassassin7 June 20, 2023
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Somalia

A failed country known mainly to produce terrorists and pirates. From 2000s until now Somalia is still exclusively kept afloat by their white masters(UN) as the country struggles to generate any revenue whatsoever. During the Boon's(Barre the monkey) time the failed state was also kept afloat exclusively by Somaliland's livestock export, consisting of almost 60-70% of their entire GDP. Somalia is home to the least productive, low iq, most corrupt, and laziest humans you'll ever ever see in entirety of the accursed black continent.
Failed State Of Somalia Resident: "Hey, do you want to go to Somalia with me?"
Free Democratic Republic Of Somaliland Resident: "No, I don't want to get blown to pieces"
by anonymous July 11, 2024
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Somali

A group of people originating from east Africa with serious identity issues, a few self hating believe they are not Africans or black although they originate from the continent are are melanated. They’re usually found in western countries as refugees or illegal immigrants.
Of course I’m Somali I eat banana and rice.
by Frankolin September 9, 2023
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Somalien Syndrome

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.
Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"
by .vl12 September 24, 2023
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Sumair Sidhu

A grouchy goblin that lives in the absolute slums. This word refers to when someone who usually has a ginormous stick up their ass and typically enjoys sucking so much cock that cum is the only way to fully heal this being. Residing from the apocalyptic wasteland of Boston this creature may never see the light from outside the dungeons of SPEA and has done so much dick-riding of Mike and Nona that he can barely walk at all.
HOLY FUCK, Sumair Sidhu has spent 9 years in SPEA, I hope all the brown people didn't blow him up.
by TruthSeaker711 October 27, 2023
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Sumamin

Ginagamit upang magsama o mag-imbita ng myembro sa isang pagtitipon
Sumamin ka na sa group sa PE.
by paparapapaw November 14, 2023
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