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Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.
When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.
by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010
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Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.
Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!
by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010
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Stripper Strength

...the amount of strength and psychotic anger it takes for a woman to throw a brick through an automobile windshield. Women exclusive, male version-retard strength.
" My wife got so pissed at me, last night, she punched me with stripper strength and knocked my tooth loose.
by Oof Son of Ouch May 20, 2010
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Slug Stopper

1. Rejecting the reality of a workload by drinking espresso, napping, or playing Battlefield Heroes.

2. An assignment that you do at the last moment that causes you to have to stop your slug activities (sleeping, facebook, drinking monster etc.)
That essay was a real slug stopper last night.
by B471 January 6, 2010
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stripper pole central

A term used by a girl of African descent at my school. Used to desribe a girl looking slutty in appearance
A black girl at school was walking towards another black girl. One girl was wearing a tank top and the other said "Wat you be wearin, this aint no stripper pole central.
by Jamaaal November 5, 2007
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stripper

A woman with such low intelligence and self-esteem that she believes only by letting men look at her twat and tits does she have any purpose in life. One small step away from being a whore, although she may have 'dates' with men she meets at the strip club that technically qualify as prostitution. May have an 'act' with props or gimmicks that basically make her look like a skeezy dancing cum-belching gutter slut on Halloween.
I don't give a fuck if Crystal is married and has 3 kids; she'll always be a stripper at heart, which means she'll always be a cunt, a skanky whore, and an STD-riddled cum dumpster.

Sorry I'm late, Craig. I was stuck in line behind a stripper who was paying with sticky, crumpled dollar bills. She acted like she just shot up and you could see her ripped panties hanging under her skirt. What a skank.
by mr pinky December 29, 2008
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stripperfume

The perfume used to cover up the stank of two days of stripping without showering. AKA The Mexican shower for strippers. AAKA The paris hilton Perfume
That bitch at diamond dolls reeked of stripperfume.
by D-Cup/Kickin Kinion October 29, 2008
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