Stoned

when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.

I'm stoned. go away

I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.

wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?

by yummy mustard April 9, 2006

blarney stone

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.

Never kiss the blarney stone.

by murks001 July 9, 2009

stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

by Chiagulera May 24, 2009

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

Gray Stone Day School

A high school full of rich kids who want to get good scores on all of their exams and who basically want nothing to do with anyone around them, except for when they want something from you. They typically travel in packs and formals with these kids are miserable because they make you feel like broke trash. In order to go here you must own a fancy car and must have airpods.

Those kids at Gray Stone Day School are the most preppy kids around since the 80’s.

by kidsarehoes69 April 22, 2019

philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana

"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"

by Carpet52 February 23, 2020

two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

by frogpubes October 4, 2013