stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

stookie

Similar to wordstook, this is a term for a Honda S2000. While stook is the spoken form of s2k (s too k), stookie is another form.

check out the awesome stookie over there!

by stookmaster July 22, 2003

stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 5, 2010

stoinkers

bad ass mother fuckers who know what shit is tight.......also they do not let there woman have fun except for sex.....so fuck around you little pussy bitch

stoinkers:hey bitch make me a sandwitch
woman:ok
stoinkers:man the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stoinkerleader December 8, 2010

stonk

To get a boner when excited by fat girls

"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"

"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"

by Will Yea October 3, 2007

shoonk

(verb, transitive) -- To put salt on something. Can be used for any method (shaker, paper packet, twisting a sea-salt dispenser, etc.), but the word comes from the sound of using a salt shaker (shoonk, shoonk, shoonk). The double-O is pronounced like the one in the word "foot".

My fish needs some salt. I need to shoonk it.

"Do you want me to shoonk your eggs?" "No, I don't like salt on eggs."

by Jeff 46902 December 28, 2007

stonk

What you do to a stank.

I stonked her stank all night long.

by stonkinator April 14, 2003