Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017