stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.

“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog”

by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Stiff

Being a morgan

Morgan is being stiff today.

by Collincreech December 20, 2024

Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.

girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."

by beebus February 9, 2010

Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.

"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005