Steaming Jeremy

When you put saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a dump on the saran wrap.

"Pitler totally gave that guy a Steaming Jeremy!"

by A Tator December 18, 2008

Steaming Sundae

A-la 2 girls one cup. This is the process of taking a hot liquid or soft serve shit into a bowl or cone to be enjoyed by your partner for desert.

We were all out of vanilla ice cream so instead I went for the steaming sundae.

by Maculese November 20, 2009

Steaming Dirty Devil

When you take a shit on a girls face and then you proceed to ejaculate on the shit on her face.

Man last night i gave my girl a steaming dirty devil all over her face.

by haterofcrime January 20, 2011

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob

James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"

by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011

steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.

Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?

by jackassforfun August 5, 2011

Steamin Jones

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017

Steamy Crumpet

A hot, fresh, juicy turd.

Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018