Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

wheel stand

to do a wheelie or mono on a push bike, motorcycle, car etc

that bloke just did a wheel stand up the road

by Byza October 22, 2007

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.

Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.

by SuaveCat August 5, 2014