Samp

Someone who simps for a person named Sam.

"Man that guy is such an samp."

by GogySimp November 15, 2020

wilton pereira sampaio

Wilton Pereira Sampaio is a FRENCH FUCKING FAN and a Brazilian referee. He robbed England’s world cup match with france and is currently under investigation for falsely not awarding a penalty to England after Harry Kane was assaulted. He also didn’t foul France’s team for pushing Saka multiple times. He also was recently offered sexual factors by Mbappe (French player) for favourable decisions to France. He is a wanker and one of the most biggest prick of all time. 😘

Random person: Who is Wilton Pereira Sampaio?
Me: An undercover oui oui baguette muncher who rigged the EnglanvFrance match so he could do sexual acts with Mbappe
Random Person: Oh

by Jaylovesballs December 11, 2022

samprit

a person whose shadow is lighter than him.
also resembles an ape.

" when he smiles, i can only see his teeth, such a samprit"

by sugarsprinkes March 1, 2019

Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world

U are such a kevon sampson

by Brendan August 6, 2004

Ryan Sampson

Jewish bastard. smokes crack, likes boys and pennies.

It's a Jew!
It's a guy!
It's Ryan Sampson

by King Pope Porn March 24, 2009

Scamp

Something you may call a live-in girlfriend. Also someone who may go rather well with a plate of chips.

Ah yeah, that's my Scampy over there. Come and say 'Hello'.

by YellowHead February 3, 2010

Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".

I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.

by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006