Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

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Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.

Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.

by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023

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Squirtgina

A vagina that squirts all the time and is thus a squirtgina.

What is that on the ground?
Its the Squirt from my Squirtgina!

by yesunc January 9, 2024

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Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

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Squeating

walking around in public with no shoes on, yet still wearing socks.

#squeatsquad

"Man I sure do love squeating in public restrooms"

another one:
"He was walking around with just socks, dude was totally squeating at the doctor's office"

by penissex91037 February 3, 2024

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