Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!

Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!

by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

Scufflecone

When one is dazed with confusion, or looks scruffy; Not pleasurable to the eyes
Comes from the latin root : fuk

I went to the grocery store and the checkout lady looked like a scufflecone.
Damn i sure feel bad for those boys... Their parents must be such scufflecones

by Pegleg2060 February 14, 2009

re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.

Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.

by KennnBo March 20, 2008

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

shuffleate

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another. Can also be used as part of a command to break up drunken fights between friends. First uttered by a BAMFfrom a small town in Kansas who was vacationing in South Padre.

Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!

by Jon Baca May 21, 2006

shufflin flybies

To look through old records and find something good like some old school Stevie.

Yo. I'll be back at around 10 right. I'm shufflin flybies n shit

by Dante "Loophole" Wallace August 1, 2009

Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"

I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.

by Doggelito October 21, 2009