Snucking

To fuck in a Snuggie.

I had sweaty snucking with this broad last night.

by Doug E Freshh February 4, 2010

sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011

Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

by Christina October 16, 2003

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

sucking streak

A more alliterative and shameful way to describe a losing streak

Phil: The 76ers of the NBA have lost 15 in a row and the games were not even close!
Mike: Yes, they are in quite a sucking streak right now!

by Boxcar Bob March 20, 2014

slucking

Sleep fucking.

"I was totally slucking my boyfriend last night."

by FancyButterflies August 8, 2009

sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.

J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.

by chubop October 3, 2016