split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 14, 2007

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split-tail

A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.

The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.

The guys, bushman, piled in the van and one said, "ready to go split-tail hunting"?

by Angelo Mysterioso LGSSR May 09, 2010

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splitsecond split

Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.

"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.

by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010

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Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 26, 2012

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Shoot and Split

Also see cum and go When you are having sex with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you've ejaculated

I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split

by S melancamp January 30, 2009

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